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Description: Massachusetts is my home

Description: Arkansas is home. Tell everyone where you're from.

Description: When you're from South Carolina.

Description: When you're from New York.

Description: When you're from Alabama.

Description: Alaska is Home. Tell everyone.

Description: USA is my home

Description: Men are from Mars; it's our home.

Description: Women are from Venus; It's our home

Description: Something so sweet isn't always perfect. Just like this kitten, who could get rabies.

Description: Jesus still has that Fu Manchu. Look!

Description: Jesus had a Fu Manchu - just look.

Description: Shut up and Drink; welcome to crafted.

Description: When you're from Montana

Description: When you're from Pennsylvania

Description: Shut Up! Welcome to Crafted!

Description: Jesus had a fu manchu. Just look.

Description: Jesus did have a Fu Manchu. Just look.

Description: I know I said hi but I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up conversation

Description: Shhh......you had me at porterhouse

Description: It's a hockey shirt